I logged in to edit a new post and, holy fuck, a burst of paranoia stopped my heartbeat for a few seconds. I re-wound every word I’d written the past year for tidbits that might have outed me.

Oh, I’ve been Fleshbotted. I can breathe again, but I wish my sex life was on that comet-like trajectory. The link was a snippet taken from my last evening with Country Hottie and I’m blushing at my awful post-orgasm dialogue when it’s highlighted to the world. Thank you to whoever generously nominated or found me.